when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”
Sheldon + LLAP
Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives
but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”
a gifset per episode
↳ 1x05 damaged
Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand temple disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the temple is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers and pools of glimmering aquamarine, filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile, for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls, some dating back to the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading leisurely for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains unachievable as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors).
Morning motivational speech.
Favorite Movies of 2014 ▲ The LEGO Movie (dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller)But how can I just decide that I’m special, when I’m not?