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suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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Tony and Pepper in the Iron Man 3 Blu-Ray Features

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sherlocklikestea:

astudyinsubtext:

cumberbumbers:

This is seriously the greatest thing ever. It has captured the essence of all three of these incarnations. Fantastic!

there is nothing I don´t love about this post

Agreed

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bakerstreetsdoctor:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

sassybambina:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

This actually helps so much right now.

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!

Had the best day ever; I Went with the Life Skills class to The Ranch for their end of term excursion, where I got to stroke Bolt, the Cheetah, Stood a fence away from 4 beautiful lioness’ and fed and cuddled Lion Cubs! ‪#‎ThisIsProjectTrust‬ ‪#‎EVERYTHINGISAWESOME‬ ‪#‎mycamerafinallygottogoout